The Realm of the Omnipotent.

Yoo~koso! You probably already know but for those poor souls that wandered in here by accident allow me to introduce my personal section of the website. Children beware. I was going to come up with some uber-creative name for the site, but no one ever remembers that kind of stuff so I decided to make something really simple. My name! Yeah, wonderful I know. Anyways, what do I have up here?

News and Updates

9-6-09: I took out a lot of the crap that's been collecting dust in this section, so now all that's left are these sections:

Quotes

Always have an open mind and a sense of humor:

  1. "I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe."
  2. "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."